描述: Honey, it is our anniversary! i am so excited to give you a gift. maybe it's the new video game you wanted! haha, just kidding. it's my real boyfriend's used condom. that's right, i made him save his load for a week so you could eat up his used condom. i was only with you for the gifts and dates. you are so boring, i would never actually want to date you. i can't believe you've already introduced me to your friends, it'll be so embarrassing telling them that i already broke up with you! or, i can pretend to be your girlfriend under a few conditions. you will eat my boyfriend's condom every month! you will buy me whatever lingerie or purse i want. you will treat me to the most luxurious dinners. but you aren't really my boyfriend, you're my cucked condom eater!