描述: I'm about to cook some food, when i realize i don't have my water bottle with me. i go to find it, when i step on something foreign.. it's stuck in between my toes, so i lift my entire foot up to see what it is, and its... a tiny human?! gross! as i inspect him, he hops off and tries to run to safety. i get down to his level and explain to him that to get rid of him, i'll have to eat him. i take my time before actually doing so, because i love the fear in his face and i have him right where i want him right now. but eventually, i swallow him and with just one little gulp he's gone! i continue making my original meal while i burp him away, and i will stay on the lookout for any more disgusting, yet delicious tiny humans to feed my pregnant belly.